What the slap?

While on vacay recently I came across a product that caught my eye in a local Vinnie's store window. 

Lured by not only the name but also by the picture of the charming fellow on the box I was compelled to do a little research.

As the advertisement begins Vince introduces himself and promises that, 'you’re gonna be in a great mood all day cause you’re gonna be slappin' your troubles away with the Slap Chop'. I was hooked. 

He then goes on to say, 'stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.' OK but Vince I can do great things with tuna and it certainly doesn't include an egg or a pickle that's for sure.

But my personal favourite was when he tells me that, 'you’re gonna love my nuts'... Vince you had me at hello!

So who the hell is Vince? According to Wikipedia Vince is not only an infomercial god appearing in such commercials as 'ShamWow', 'Slap Chop' and the 'Schticky' but he is also a writer, director and comedian who has sued Anna Nicole Smith and slapped a prostitute for biting his tongue. Curious indeed...